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gnarly:

OMG
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demon: i possessed you
me: get the fuck out
demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit
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notinyourhand:

champagnewithpapi:

"Wanna smell?"

I just laughed so hard I got a headache
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squad 
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fortsam:

When he didn’t drink the pineapple juice..
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aviciibylevels:

amandafiske:

Opposite of walking into a glass door.

i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS

lolololol
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Girl lemme drizzle pumpkin spice over your naked body and fuck you in a pile of leaves.
Me getting into the fall spirit (via dearalexandra)
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